jokes

It is 3 O'clock in the morning a Husband and his wife are in bed when a loud banging is heard at the front. The Husband trudges to the front door only to find a drunk standing there.
'Could you give me a push ' asks the Drunk
'Clear off you're drunk it's 3 O'Clock in the morning and it's pouring with rain' Replies the husband and slams the door in the face of the drunk.
Returning to bed the wife asks 'Who was that ?
'A bloody drunk wanting a push' replies the Husband.
'You're a miserable Sod' says the wife. 'Don't you remember a few weeks ago when those two blokes gave us a push when we broke down' She adds.
Feeling guilty the husband returns to the front door and calls out 'OK where are you ?
'Over here on the Swing ' replies the Drunk

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